The Return Of The Comeback’s Return II: The Returnening
- No it isn’t Ben. Halloween isnt for another two days.
WOOOOOOOOOO! I’M A GHOSTS!
Pff. Fine. So its not quite yet the New Chart Riot Halloween Special but to celebrate our new series, as well as Phil‘s birthday, we’re returning with TWO WHOLE NEW EPISODES this week!
- Wait…what? I wasn’t told of this…
The first deals with “returns and comebacks” and takes in the top ten films with “return” in the title, the “greatest” “witty” comebacks ever recorded and the biggest pop comebacks of all time in the UK and US.
Also: You can learn what Ben would say if presented with an elaborate bon mot, which film was shown when “Batteries Not Included” got warn out, who is “FAT COW”, what you can (but probably shouldn’t) buy from the Silver Shamrock novelty shop, which sporting legend is going to punch you in the face, why Oscar Wilde is not a Templeton Peck, who loses (and did they drink at Cheers?), what a woody outlook is, how Atomic Kitten failed to help, what the least remixed hit single ever was, who definitely isn’t a “dark lady” and what will happen when the New Chart Riot partnership splits.
Oh and Phil is dead.
- No, I’m not.
Did you hear that? I think it was a ghost…
- Oh for fu- …happy birthday to me. *sigh*